I hope everyone is doing super American things today like grilling, getting fat, and watching fireworks. I, for one, am holing up in my apartment and watching Independence Day. Because nothing says “I love America” like killing aliens. America, fuck yeah! :)
And here’s a happy 4th of July from possibly one of the greatest patriots to ever live – Shepard. Right up there with George Washington and Thomas Jefferson for sure. I mean, what did the Founding Fathers mean by freedom if freedom from indoctrination wasn’t included, riiiiiight? *disclaimer: that was tongue in cheek, don’t flame me for saying Shep = G Wash*
What are you doing this July 4th? Let me know in comments!